Rachel: Professor Rice “Hispanic ‘Herpes’ Henry” Noble-Newton, Ph.D
Erika: Sir Slice “Danger ‘Lockjaw’ David” Barnes-Leibniz, Esq.
Madeleine: His Eminence Spice “Thumpin’ ‘Therapeutic’ Thor” Walden-Agnesi, Jr.
Well, I went to the health center. Tonsils are swollen. Lame. But I have a bunch of medicine now, so there’s that.
By the way, I’ve always thought it was weird that people say the nurse is mean. She’s always been really nice to me.
Such a surreal, beautiful, amazing weekend. No regrets.